Oct 22, 2015
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin
Netanyahu claimed today that Palestinians were responsible for the extinction
of the dinosaurs.
In an interview with CNN’s
Anderson Cooper this morning, the hardline conservative leader was asked to
defend his recent
comments, in which he claimed Palestinians were responsible for the
Holocaust.
“Well it wouldn’t be the first
time they tried to drive a group to extinction,” Netanyahu told the
network. “The Holocaust, the Armenian genocide, Rwanda. Even the end of
the Dinosaurs.
Whenever a group is threatened
with annihilation, you better believe the Palestinians are behind it.”
A puzzled Anderson Cooper
pressed Netanyahu on his most outrageous claim, asking “I doubt Palestinians
were involved in any of those things. But do you seriously believe they killed
the Dinosaurs? Human beings didn’t even exist 65 million years ago. And most
scientists believe the Dinosaurs were killed by an asteroid. I mean, how is that
even possible?”
“Anderson I’m not saying the
Palestinians actually hunted down each individual dinosaur to extinction,”
Netanyahu replied, “Of course that didn’t happen. That’s ridiculous. That makes
no sense at all.
“What I am saying is that
Palestinian Hamas fighters traveled back in time to 65 million years ago and
set off a large series of explosives that knocked the Earth off its orbit and
straight into the path of an oncoming asteroid.
“This operation was intended
to wipe out the Dinosaurs, so that humanity could rise and Islam could take
over the planet. Reptiles don’t believe in God, Anderson. So if you want to
create an Islamic Caliphate you have to get rid of the reptiles. That’s just
logic 101.
“This was no laughing matter.
It was a barbaric act that destroyed an entire civilization. Millions of
innocent Dinosaur families perished as a result of Hamas’s disgusting actions.
Women. Children. Even unborn eggs. All were burnt to a crisp when Islamic time
travelers rammed Earth into that asteroid.
“And that’s why keeping
nuclear weapons out of the hands of Muslims is so important. They’ve destroyed
life on Earth before, so we know they’ll do it again.”
Benjamin Netanyahu has served
as Israel's Prime Minister since 2009, after previously serving in the same
post from 1996 to 1999. He was recently reelected in March.
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