JUL 25, 2018
TD ORIGINALS
Lee Camp
Our society should’ve collapsed by now. You know that,
right?
No society should function with this level of inequality
(with the possible exception of one of those prison planets in a “Star Wars”
movie). Sixty-three percent of Americans can’t
afford a $500 emergency. Yet Amazon head Jeff Bezos is now worth
a record $141 billion. He could literally end world hunger for multiple
years and still have more money left over than he could ever spend on himself.
Worldwide, one
in 10 people only make $2 a day. Do you know how long it would take
one of those people to make the same amount as Jeff Bezos has? 193 million
years. (If they only buy single-ply toilet paper.) Put simply, you cannot
comprehend the level of inequality in our current world or even just our
nation.
So … shouldn’t there be riots in the streets every day?
Shouldn’t it all be collapsing? Look outside. The streets aren’t on fire. No
one is running naked and screaming (usually). Does it look like everyone’s
going to work at gunpoint? No. We’re all choosing to continue on like
this.
Why?
Well, it comes down to the myths we’ve been sold. Myths
that are ingrained in our social programming from birth, deeply entrenched,
like an impacted wisdom tooth. These myths are accepted and basically never
questioned.
I’m going to cover eight of them. There are more than
eight. There are probably hundreds. But I’m going to cover eight because (A) no
one reads a column titled “Hundreds of Myths of American Society,” (B) these
are the most important ones and (C) we all have other shit to do.
Myth No. 8—We have a democracy.
If you think we still have a democracy or a democratic
republic, ask yourself this: When was the last time Congress did something that
the people of America supported that did not align with corporate
interests? … You probably can’t do it. It’s like trying to think of something
that rhymes with “orange.” You feel like an answer exists but then slowly
realize it doesn’t. Even the Carter Center and former President Jimmy Carter
believe that America has been transformed
into an oligarchy: A small, corrupt elite control the country with almost
no input from the people. The rulers need the myth that we’re a
democracy to give us the illusion of control.
Myth No. 7—We have an accountable and legitimate voting
system.
Gerrymandering, voter purging, data mining, broken exit
polling, push polling, superdelegates, electoral votes, black-box machines,
voter ID suppression, provisional ballots, super PACs, dark money, third
parties banished from the debates and two corporate parties that stand for the
same goddamn pile of fetid crap!
What part of this sounds like a legitimate election system?
No, we have what a large Harvard study called the worst
election system in the Western world. Have you ever seen where a parent has
a toddler in a car seat, and the toddler has a tiny, brightly colored toy
steering wheel so he can feel like he’s driving the car? That’s what our
election system is—a toy steering wheel. Not connected to anything. We all sit
here like infants, excitedly shouting, “I’m steeeeering!”
And I know it’s counterintuitive, but that’s why you have
to vote. We have to vote in such numbers that we beat out what’s stolen through
our ridiculous rigged system.
Myth No. 6—We have an independent media that keeps the
rulers accountable.
Our media outlets are funded by weapons contractors, big
pharma, big banks, big oil and big, fat hard-on pills. (Sorry to go hard on
hard-on pills, but we can’t get anything resembling hard news because it’s
funded by dicks.) The corporate media’s jobs are to rally for war,
cheer for Wall Street and froth at the mouth for consumerism. It’s their
mission to actually fortify belief in the myths I’m telling you about right
now. Anybody who steps outside that paradigm is treated like they’re standing
on a playground wearing nothing but a trench coat.
Myth No. 5—We have an independent judiciary.
The criminal justice system has become a weapon wielded by
the corporate state. This is how bankers can foreclose on millions of homes
illegally and see no jail time, but activists often serve jail time for
nonviolent civil disobedience. Chris Hedges recently
noted, “The most basic constitutional rights … have been erased for many. …
Our judicial system, as Ralph Nader has pointed out, has legalized secret law,
secret courts, secret evidence, secret budgets and secret prisons in the name
of national security.”
If you’re not part of the monied class, you’re pressured
into releasing what few rights you have left. According to The
New York Times, “97 percent of federal cases and 94 percent of state cases
end in plea bargains, with defendants pleading guilty in exchange for a lesser
sentence.”
That’s the name of the game. Pressure people of color and
poor people to just take the plea deal because they don’t have a million
dollars to spend on a lawyer. (At least not one who doesn’t advertise on beer
coasters.)
Myth No. 4—The police are here to protect you. They’re
your friends.
That’s funny. I don’t recall my friend pressuring me into
sex to get out of a speeding ticket. (Which is essentially still legal
in 32 states.)
The police in our country are primarily designed to do two
things: protect the property of the rich and perpetrate the completely immoral
war on drugs—which by definition is a war on our own people.
We lock up more people than any
other country on earth. Meaning the land of the free is the largest prison
state in the world. So all these droopy-faced politicians and rabid-talking
heads telling you how awful China is on human rights or Iran or North Korea—none of
them match the numbers of people locked up right here under Lady Liberty’s
skirt.
Myth No. 3—Buying will make you happy.
This myth is put forward mainly by the floods of
advertising we take in but also by our social engineering. Most of us feel a
tenacious emptiness, an alienation deep down behind our surface emotions (for a
while I thought it was gas). That uneasiness is because most of us are flushing
away our lives at jobs we hate before going home to seclusion boxes called
houses or apartments. We then flip on the TV to watch reality shows about
people who have it worse than we do (which we all find hilarious).
If we’re lucky, we’ll make enough money during the week to
afford enough beer on the weekend to help it all make sense. (I find it takes
at least four beers for everything to add up.) But that doesn’t truly bring us
fulfillment. So what now? Well, the ads say buying will do it. Try to smother
the depression and desperation under a blanket of flat-screen TVs, purses and
Jet Skis. Now does your life have meaning? No? Well, maybe you have to
drive that Jet Ski a little faster! Crank it up until your bathing suit flies
off and you’ll feel alive!
The dark truth is that we have to believe the myth that
consuming is the answer or else we won’t keep running around the wheel. And if
we aren’t running around the wheel, then we start thinking, start asking
questions. Those questions are not good for the ruling elite, who
enjoy a society based on the daily exploitation of 99 percent of us.
Myth No. 2—If you work hard, things will get better.
According to Deloitte’s
Shift Index survey: “80% of people are dissatisfied with their jobs” and
“[t]he average person spends 90,000 hours at work over their lifetime.” That’s
about one-seventh of your life—and most of it is during your most productive
years.
Ask yourself what we’re working for. To make money? For
what? Almost none of us are doing jobs for survival anymore. Once upon a time,
jobs boiled down to:
I plant the food—>I eat the food—>If I don’t plant
food = I die.
But nowadays, if you work at a café—will someone die if
they don’t get their super-caf-mocha-frap-almond-piss-latte? I kinda doubt
they’ll keel over from a blueberry scone deficiency.
If you work at Macy’s, will customers perish if
they don’t get those boxer briefs with the sweat-absorbent-ass fabric? I doubt
it. And if they do die from that, then their problems were far greater than you
could’ve known. So that means we’re all working to make other people rich
because we have a society in which we have to work. Technological
advancements can do most everything that truly must get done.
So if we wanted to, we could get rid of most work and have
tens of thousands of more hours to enjoy our lives. But we’re not doing that at
all. And no one’s allowed to ask these questions—not on your mainstream
airwaves at least. Even a half-step like universal basic income is barely
discussed because it doesn’t compute with our cultural programming.
Scientists say it’s quite possible artificial intelligence
will take away all
human jobs in 120 years. I think they know that will happen because bots
will take the jobs and then realize that 80 percent of them don’t need to be
done! The bots will take over and then say, “Stop it. … Stop spending a seventh
of your life folding shirts at Banana Republic.”
One day, we will build monuments to the bot that told us to
enjoy our lives and … leave the shirts wrinkly.
And this leads me to the largest myth of our American
society.
Myth No. 1—You are free.
And I’m not talking about the millions locked up in our
prisons. I’m talking about you and me. If you think you’re free, try running
around with your nipples out, ladies. Guys, take a dump on the street and see
how free you are.
I understand there are certain restrictions on freedom we
actually desire to have in our society—maybe you’re not crazy about everyone
leaving a Stanley Steamer in the middle of your walk to work. But a lot of our
lack of freedom is not something you would vote for if given the chance.
Try building a fire in a parking lot to keep warm in the
winter.
Try sleeping in your car for more than a few hours without
being harassed by police.
Try maintaining your privacy for a week without a single
email, web search or location data set collected by the NSA and the telecoms.
Try signing up for the military because you need college
money and then one day just walking off the base, going, “Yeah, I was bored.
Thought I would just not do this anymore.”
Try explaining to Kentucky Fried Chicken that while you
don’t have the green pieces of paper they want in exchange for the mashed
potatoes, you do have some pictures you’ve drawn on a napkin to give them
instead.
Try running for president as a third-party candidate. (Jill
Stein was shackled
and chained to a chair by police during one of the debates.)
Try using the restroom at Starbucks without buying
something … while black.
We are less free than a dog on a leash. We live in one of
the hardest-working, most unequal societies on the planet with more
billionaires than ever.
Meanwhile, Americans
supply 94 percent of the paid blood used worldwide. And it’s almost
exclusively coming from very poor people. This abusive vampire system is literally sucking
the blood from the poor. Does that sound like a free decision they
made? Or does that sound like something people do after immense economic force
crushes down around them? (One could argue that sperm donation takes a little
less convincing.)
Point is, in order to enforce this illogical, immoral
system, the corrupt rulers—most of the time—don’t need guns and tear gas to
keep the exploitation mechanisms humming along. All they need are some good,
solid bullshit myths for us all to buy into, hook, line and sinker. Some fairy
tales for adults.
It’s time to wake up.
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