(Song published by Telltale Games)
N-O-M-A-F-I-A, oh baby.
Welcome, welcome, generous friends,
Days and weeks and tokens to spend.
We're just regular business men,
Just you and me and Ted E. Bear.
Ted E. Bear's is oodles of fun,
Slots and sandwiches and poker and guns.
And look, no mobsters -- nary a one,
Just you and me and Ted E. Bear.
Not mafia, no! No mafia mugs.
We're mafia-free!
No mafia here. What mafia? Please!
No shady leaves on the family tree.
J. Edgar Hoover always insists,
Organized crime just doesn't exist.
Q.E.D. they're not in our midst,
Says Edgar, me, and Ted E. Bear.
No goons, no droppers, no grifters, no thugs.
No gyps, no clippers, no chippies, no lugs.
No button-men packing gats loaded with slugs.
Just you and me and Ted E. Bear.
Not mafia, no! No mafia mugs.
We're mafia-free!
No mafia here. What mafia? Please!
We're doing business legitimately.
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