Tuesday, November 12, 2019
Pack Members Worried Young Wolf May Be Sociopath After He Mauls Rabbit
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WHITE BIRD, IDAHO—Quietly discussing whether the canine needed some kind of psychological help, members of the Elk Creek wolf pack were worried Tuesday that a young member might be a sociopath after he heartlessly mauled a defenseless rabbit.
“It’s really unnerving, he just ripped apart that poor thing without any remorse,” said pack leader Blackcoat the Windrunner, who expressed concerns that this was just the latest in a long line of unnerving incidents including biting his younger sister and stalking around in the dead of night trying to catch mice.
“I don’t even think he realized how disgusting this was, I mean he tore its leg off when it was still alive. We hoped he was just a little awkward, but this is terrifying. Unfortunately, this is exactly how his father started before we kicked him out of the pack.”
At press time, Blackcoat had been banished from the pack after the young wolf went behind his back and convinced the other members that he was secretly plotting against them.
Review: To Be or Not to Be, 1942 film
Essay by Brian Eggert February
19, 2013
Director Ernst Lubitsch
Cast Carole Lombard, Jack Benny, Robert Stack, Stanley Ridges, Felix Bressart, Charles Halton, Sig Rugman
Rated Unrated
Runtime 99 min.
Release Date 03/06/1942
To set the stage, in the last
months of 1941, the world’s political climate was unfathomably grim. Hitler’s
forces invaded Moscow in October of that year, and the battle continued until
the following January when Stalin’s counteroffensive drove back the assault.
Hundreds of thousands died in the fight. On November 13, the torpedoing of
Britain’s long-serving HMS Ark Royal by a German submarine led to an
investigation of its Captain’s negligence for letting the ship sink. America
was effectively brought into World War II when the Imperial Japanese Navy
surprise attacked Pearl Harbor on December 7, killing thousands. In January of
1942, Hitler’s “man with the iron heart” Reinhard Heydrich spoke at the Wannsee
Conference and detailed plans for the Third Reich’s final solution to the
Jewish Question; upward of six million Jews lost their lives after they were
deported to camps like Auschwitz in Poland. Fascism had spread throughout
Europe and Allied forces had not yet organized to elicit much hope of stopping
them. Nevertheless, it was during this time of foreboding that Berlin-born
Jewish filmmaker Ernst Lubitsch decided to make a comedy about a troupe of
mostly Jewish actors in occupied Warsaw, who masquerade as the Gestapo to
protect the Polish Underground.
Imagine if a comedy about
al-Qaeda terrorists attacking the World Trade Center had gone into production
in the summer of 2001 and been released shortly after 9/11. That would be the
modern-day equivalent of Lubitsch shooting To Be or Not to Be in
Hollywood in late 1941 for a premiere of March 6, 1942. When it was released,
many believed the film broached its subject far too soon to be deemed in good
taste; Lubitsch was accused of treating taboo material as though it was primed
for a farce, complete with slapstick and witticisms about the savagery of
Nazis. After all, at that point in history it looked as though Hitler might
actually win, and therefore it was no laughing matter. And yet, as Jewish
artists, Lubitsch and scriptwriter Edwin Justus Mayer knew their subject all
too well, enough to suggest that they did not raise this unthinkable subject
naively or without reflection. If there’s one thing Lubitsch took seriously,
it’s comedy. In his many attributed romantic comedies, such as Trouble in
Paradise (1932) or Design for Living (1933), he used comedy
to emphasize the truth about relationships, infidelity, and sex. In To Be
or Not to Be, he emphasizes a profound truth indeed—that Nazis were not the
superhuman monsters that so many cinematic representations made them out to be.
Rather, they were preposterously cruel and deluded human beings, and whoever
chose to follow ridiculous figures such as Hitler were equally incompetent.
Lubitsch also demonstrated how vulnerable the Nazis could be, an important
message to incite U.S. involvement in World War II.
Nothing is what it seems in
the film, which opens in 1939 as Hitler appears in Warsaw all alone, walking
down the street, much to the shock of Polish onlookers. You see, this is
actually Bronski (Tom Dugan), a Polish actor determined to prove his Hitler
costume and false mustache look authentic. On the stage at the nearby Polski
Theater, rehearsals are underway for a new anti-Nazi play, a farce depicting
Nazis as the sorts who buy the loyalty of a child by supplying him with a toy
tank. The play’s director argues the performances are too broad and
unbelievable, and that Bronki looks unconvincing as Hitler. “To me, he’s just a
man with a little mustache,” the director explains. The crew responds, “But so
is Hitler!” Production halts when an official bans their play in fear of
upsetting Germany. Instead, the company replaces their anti-Nazi play
with Hamlet, starring “that great, great Polish actor” Joseph Tura (Jack
Benny) and his elegant wife Maria (Carole Lombard), both local celebrities.
Taken by the affections of a young pilot, Lieutenant Sobinski (Robert Stack),
Maria asks her admirer to meet her backstage during her husband’s performance
of Hamlet’s soliloquy. Once “To be or not to be” begins, Sobinski shuffles out
to visit Maria in her dressing room, while onstage, Joseph, none the wiser to his
wife’s rendezvous, believes the pilot has left because of his performance.
Before long, the Nazis have
crossed over Polish borders without even declaring war, Joseph’s jealousy over
his wife’s admirer reaches its peak, and Sobinski leaves to connect with the
Polish Squadron of the Royal Air Force (RAF). While on base, Sobinski meets
Professor Siletsky (Stanley Ridges), who claims to be a member of the Polish
resistance. Talking to some of the Polish pilots, the Professor gathers lists
of the pilots’ families in hiding with the Underground and promises to make
sure they’re safe, except Sobinski suspects the Professor is a spy when he says
he’s never heard of the famous Maria Tura. What good Pole hasn’t? But by the
time Sobinski reports his suspicions to his superiors, the Professor has
already left for Warsaw with the report of Polish names and locations for his
connections in the Gestapo. If they get in the Gestapo’s hands, the Polish
families in hiding are dead. Sobinski follows and contacts the Underground with
Maria’s help, and together they devise a scheme to get the report away from the
Professor. Maria agrees to seduce the Professor at his hotel room inside a Nazi
fortress, but before she can, he’s called away to Gestapo Headquarters to meet
the dreaded Col. Ehrhardt. However, the Professor is intercepted and directed
to the Polski Theater, which has been made up to look like Gestapo
headquarters. There, Joseph, begrudgingly helping his wife’s admirer Sobinski,
impersonates Ehrhardt and spreads his performance too thin. The Professor sees
through the charade and tries to escape, but he’s killed onstage by Sobinski.
Trapped at the hotel, Maria is
rescued by her husband, who now dons a false beard and glasses to appear as the
Professor. Maria destroys the report on the Polish Underground, but
Joseph-as-Professor Siletsky is asked to meet the real Col. Ehrhardt (Sig
Rugman) at Gestapo Headquarters. Their meeting goes well until the corpse of
the real Professor is found. Ehrhardt and his ever-blamed Capt. Schultz (Henry
Victor) decide to make the suspected fake Professor, Joseph, sweat a little and
leave him in a room with the real Professor’s dead body. Joseph thinks fast and
shaves the dead Professor’s beard, and then applies a spare false one. His own
ruse would have been a success too, except his troupe, having heard the Gestapo
found the real Professor’s body, comes to the rescue disguised as Gestapo
officers and drags Joseph away much to the bafflement of Ehrhardt, who has just
been convinced that Joseph’s Professor was the real one. At risk if ever
Ehrhardt puts their scheme together, the troupe must escape the theater, which
is set to receive a welcoming party for Hitler himself. They work out another
complex plot where they all dress as Gestapo officers. Bronski is among them,
again dressed up as Hitler, minus the mustache; no one notices Bronski is
Hitler until he puts on the little cube of hair under his nose. Greenberg
(Felix Bressart), one of the troupe who had long wanted to play Shylock,
creates a distraction by performing Shylock’s “Hath not a Jew eyes?” speech
from The Merchant of Venice while facing a band of Nazi soldiers.
Pretending to cart Greenberg
off, the troupe, dressed as Gestapo, escapes the Nazi celebration and stops to
gather Maria at her apartment. Ehrhardt has arrived just before them and, with
the Professor gone, takes it upon himself to recruit Maria as a Nazi spy in a
sloppy seduction. Just then, Bronski, still in his Hitler getup, breaks in on
Ehrhardt attempting to entice an unwilling Maria. Ehrhardt believes he has
insulted his Führer’s honor and decides to take his own life. Lubitsch shows us
only the door to Maria’s room. We hear a gunshot, a pause, and then Ehrhardt
shouts “Schultz!”—which the Colonel has done throughout the film whenever he
makes a mistake. Meanwhile, the troupe hops a plane to England and escapes as
heroes. Resuming acting duties, they make a splash on the London stage
playing Hamlet once more. During Joseph’s performance of Hamlet’s
soliloquy, he keeps an eye on Sobinski this time, and the young pilot remains
in his seat. A row back, however, another young gentleman gets up when he hears
“To be or not to be” and, no doubt, makes his way to Maria’s dressing room.
Note how this complete plot
description reads more like an involved spy-thriller than a comedy. One can
even see how modern filmmakers might have been inspired by the film: Quentin
Tarantino when he made Inglourious
Basterds or Paul Verhoeven when he made Black Book. The plot
involves disguises, a Mata Hari, elaborate trickery, great danger in the risk
of exposure, and several deaths. For To Be or Not to Be, Lubitsch, writing
in The New York Times just after the film’s release, said he wanted
to avoid the two comedic formulas: “Drama with comedy relief and comedy with
dramatic relief. I had made up my mind to make a picture with no attempt to
relieve anybody from anything at any time.” This is evident in his technical
approach as well. Lubitsch’s usually airy style is similarly blended with other
styles to meet the film’s unique demands. When Lubitsch first follows Sobinski
into the RAF, the almost documentary training sequence that follows looks like
a montage from a war movie. During the Professor’s escape and death sequence,
he runs frantically into the Polski Theater, crawling between seats as the
spotlight searches like it might during a prison break, or more aptly a
concentration camp. As his pursuers close in, he dashes for the stage and
freezes when the spotlight catches him, like some pitch-perfect shot out of an
Alfred Hitchcock thriller. When he’s finally shot dead, it happens behind the
curtain, which then rises on his poetic collapse. These sequences and plot
elements are far too brave, sophisticatedly filmed, and intricately conceived
to waive the film off as a comic trifle.
Still, as Greenberg mentions,
“A laugh is nothing to be sneezed at.” Not just because his subject demands it,
Lubitsch elevates his film’s farcical qualities to high comedy through his omnipresent
“Lubitsch Touch”—an oft-pondered term created to transform the filmmaker into a
brand name, no different than Hitchcock’s posturing label as “Master of
Suspense”. Hitchcock’s status as Master is just that: an unconditional rank of
prominence. But Lubitsch’s Touch remains an ambiguous idea, yet more than just
the hint of sophistication and class he brings to every project. We see it
when, amid the Nazi suspense, the director doesn’t forget to acknowledge
Joseph’s petty actor’s ego or jealousy toward his wife. Or when Lubitsch
manages to simplify To Be or Not to Be’s several ongoing plot elements
into a single moment, when Bronski’s Hitler interrupts Ehrhardt’s advances on
Maria. Traces of his personal style are heard in the endless wit, they are arranged
within hilarious and multilayered situations, and they’re seen in the poignant
gag where Bronski goes unnoticed until he dons Hitler’s mustache. The Lubitsch
Touch concealed sex but skillfully kept the topic in the forefront; it treated
human flaws gracefully; it economized complicated plotlines into simple matters
and often crystallized whole films into a single moment. More important than
any of these qualities was Lubitsch’s ability to impart his audience with a
sense of knowingness toward jokes that fluctuate between mere delicate hints
and rousing, hilarious blowouts, and we never once feel guilty for laughing.
Many Lubitsch pictures were
based on obscure European plays or stories, but To Be or Not to Be was
an original idea developed by Lubitsch and Hungarian writer Melchior Lengyel,
who also helped develop the idea behind the director’s Ninotchka (1939).
Their proposed outline contained all the overlapping strains of espionage and
farcical comedy, and screenwriter Edwin Justus Mayer, a black comedy
intellectual and frequent financial failure, brought their scenario to life.
Alexander Korda produced the picture under the United Artists label and chose
to make the film in America instead of his home in England, as with many of his
wartime productions including That Hamilton Woman (1941) and Jungle
Book (1942). Korda was believed to be a British agent at the time, and if
this is true, his Hollywood ties must have afforded him some important
information; after the war ended, he was mysteriously knighted for his contributions
to the war effort. Alexander’s younger brother Vincent designed To Be or
Not to Be’s sets, including bombed Warsaw streets, the Polski Theater, and both
the staged and “real” versions of Gestapo headquarters. Vincent’s version of
Gestapo HQ is perhaps the era’s best; he avoids the bare, utilitarian offices
seen in so many WWII films or even on the Polski stage. Rather, he emphasizes
the theatricality of the Nazis through ornate decorations and paintings, which
was so much more accurate both historically and thematically for the film.
Lubitsch shot with near
complete creative control, as usual, answerable only to the sensor boards and
his friend Alexander Korda. The director cast several actors from his regular
troupe, among them Bressart, Rugman, and Charles Halton. His initial choice for
Maria Tura was Miriam Hopkins, star of Trouble in
Paradise and Design for Living, but she demanded the role be
expanded and the director refused, so she turned down the part. Carole Lombard
was cast in her place and it would be her last screen appearance; she died in a
plane crash in January 1942 while returning from a WWII bond-selling tour with
her mother. Jack Benny had been a major star on radio and later television,
noted for his comic use of pauses and signature meanness, but he never broke
out into film in a big way. To Be or Not to Be would be his most
significant role. Behind the camera was Rudolph Maté, who photographed Laurel
and Hardy’s Our Relation (1936) and Hitchcock’s Foreign
Correspondent (1940), two films that when combined prepared Maté to make
this WWII spy comedy. Prior to shooting a scene, Lubitsch famously acted out
every part for his cast, his performances absurdly bad; he was not a skilled
actor, despite his origins on the stage and in a series of comedic short films.
Actors used Lubitsch’s rendition to gauge how much more restrained their
performance should be in comparison. Lubitsch’s sense of joy toward comedy
prevailed behind the camera as well. In one behind-the-scenes story, Benny
recalled seeing Lubitsch with a handkerchief stuffed in his mouth to muffle his
own laughing—jokes he had helped write and probably had seen rehearsed a number
of times still cracked him up.
Critics and many moviegoers
weren’t amused, and described the film as “callous” and “inexcusable” in their
assessments. Several reviewers pointed out their anger over specific lines of
dialogue. One crack was made by Joseph as he impersonates Col. Ehrhardt for the
Professor, saying, “We do the concentrating and the Poles do the camping.”
Another, spoken by Ehrhardt as he quips about Joseph Tura’s acting, goes: “What
he did to Shakespeare, we are doing now to Poland.” Even Lubitsch’s friends
encouraged him to remove that line from the finished film, but that would have
meant removing the film’s edge. These remain two of the most hilariously
unrepentant lines in comedy history. Representative of most appraisals of the
period is C.A. Lejeune’s write-up in The Observer, which states “To my
mind, a farce set against the agonies of bombed Warsaw is in the poorest of
tastes, especially as the film makes no attempt to ignore them.” Lejeune’s
statement forces one to wonder if she felt such atrocities should be
ignored. A case could certainly be made that the world’s late-to-respond
position on Hitler resulted in more tragedy than was necessary. At any rate,
Lejeune’s remarks also question if the healing power of laughter is enough to
mend what were then the open wounds of Auschwitz. Lubitsch refuses to disguise
the ugly truth of the situation, and only a few critics recognized how rare
this was. Though Werner R. Heymann’s score was nominated for an Academy Award,
it would take over twenty years for the film to be reconsidered and appreciated
as the masterpiece it is. Time alone healed the Holocaust’s wounds into ugly
scars and allowed To Be or Not to Be’s reassessment among critics and film
historians. Once the picture was revisited, film historians began to look back
on Lubitsch’s career and see the genius and nerve within this film. In 1982,
Mel Brooks starred in an unfortunate and overwrought remake of To Be or
Not to Be, while Lubitsch’s film was more recently acknowledged on AFI’s “100
Years… 100 Laughs” list.
Today, to truly grasp how
heroic and uncommon a picture Lubitsch made, the film must be regarded through
the prism of history, particularly in its representation of Nazis. Lubitsch and
Mayer knew exactly what was going on in Europe, and as such, they depict Nazis
as ludicrous by refusing to represent them in an intimidating light or dwell on
their atrocities. Of his film, Lubitsch said, “No actual torture chamber is
photographed, no flogging is shown, no close-up of excited Nazis using whips
and rolling their eyes in lust. My Nazis are different: they passed that stage
long ago. Brutality, floggings and torture have become their daily routine.”
The director needs not remind us through demonstration how vile and dangerous
the Nazis were; this we know already. Rather, he puts a human face on Nazis,
showing them not as the inhuman monsters Hollywood usually showed them to be,
but by classifying them in a more realistic way. Lubitsch’s Nazis are
weak-minded and buffoonish people, ever frightened of their overseer, and
prone to interrupting conversational lulls with an enthusiastic-if-discomfited
“Heil Hitler!” Lubitsch reminds us that these men are not monsters and we
should not think of them as such; doing so only gives them power. By portraying
them as incompetent, Lubitsch strikes a much more severe blow to the Nazi
philosophy.
Consider Col. Ehrhardt,
portrayed by Rugman as a nervous, bug-eyed, walrus-mustached nincompoop. Before
he appears onscreen, references to the Colonel have built him up into an
incredible monster. When we finally meet him, of course, we discover Ehrhardt
to be bungling and idiotic. What does it say about the superior who promoted
such a man, or those who blindly follow his orders? In a way, Ehrhardt is
terrifying because he is a man of power—a glorious simpleton capable
of sending someone to their death. We should be frightened of him not in the
way we would be frightened of a criminal mastermind, but in the way one might
fear an angry child with a loaded gun. That Lubitsch is able to turn such a
character into a source of laughs is part of his brilliance. When Joseph
performs as Ehrhardt for the Professor, it becomes riotous when he’s suddenly
incapable of improvisation. The Professor quips that in London they call the
Colonel “Concentration Camp Ehrhardt”, and Joseph can only respond, again and
again, “So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt, eh?” When we finally meet
the real Ehrhardt, how hilarious it is to discover he’s even more absurd than
Joseph’s depiction of him. Acting as the Professor now, Joseph tells Ehrhardt what
they call him in London, and in similar breaks in the conversation, the real
Ehrhardt falls back on “So they call me Concentration Camp Ehrhardt, eh?”
Within Lubitsch’s career, the
film stands out as something altogether unique. Surely To Be or Not to
Be contains familiar Lubitsch comic devises, such as his prevalent use of
love triangles, here seen between Joseph, Maria, and Sobinski. And in many
ways Ninotchka anticipates
this film politically, being about Greta Garbo’s Communist character having a
romantic awakening in Paris. Here, even despite his frequently humanist
efforts, Lubitsch’s use of suspense and poetic nods to Shakespeare is distinct
in his career, with an immediate sense of humanity pouring out of this film
like it never had in Lubitsch’s work before. The viewer can feel the
filmmaker’s passion within the picture’s message, particularly during the scene
where Greenberg finally gets to play Shylock, and Bressart all but addresses
the audience directly in defense of Jewish rights. The scene cannot help but
recall a similar speech given at the end of Charlie Chaplin’s The Great
Dictator, another Nazi satire released the year before. Hitler’s crimes against
humanity had inspired cinema’s comedians to fight back with their unique
arsenal: humor. It’s strange but true that the humor proves a more effective
weapon within the film than tragedy alone. You can feel Lubitsch and Mayer just
sharpening their comic smarts throughout the picture for every jab against the
Nazis, each blow deeper than the last.
Throughout To Be or Not
to Be, Lubitsch orchestrates a comic work of art whose central theme of acting
offers perhaps the most accurate assessment of and staggering blow against the
Nazi movement ever put to film. In performing like Nazis, the actors of the
Polski Theater must adopt an embellished theatrical style to fool the enemy;
and yet, Ehrhardt is even more over-the-top because he pretends his authority
is genuine, even while he hysterically cowers at the thought of Hitler. By
pairing stage actors against Nazis who play the part of monsters, and then
suggesting these actors must behave in farcical ways to pass as Nazis and
survive, Lubitsch plays with notions of reality and theater, and by the end of
his film resolves that the Nazis too are simply actors on a stage. This
interplay of reality and theatricality aligns his film’s absurdist Nazi
behavior with real life, whereas the stage performances of the Polski troupe
are knowingly artificial; still, they’re both gross exaggerations and silly for
the viewer, which thereupon delivers a staggeringly refined insult to Nazis. By
implying Nazis are just actors on the world stage, Lubitsch discredits their
most effective and intimidating weapon, their theatricality, and strikes a
staggering blow through the art of cinema. Making To Be or Not to Be when
he did, the way he did, was a daring and courageous move, and the film has
survived the test of time to validate Lubitsch’s risk. Whether viewed in a
historical context or merely for laughs, Ernst Lubitsch made an exceptional and
layered comedy, timeless in its commentary, elegance, and sophistication.
Sources:
Barnes, Peter. To Be or
Not to Be. (BFI Modern Classics). London: British Film Institute, 2002.
Eyman, Scott. Ernst
Lubitsch: Laughter in Paradise. New York: Simon & Schuster, c1993.
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