Wednesday, November 13, 2019
JUST DO ONE THING TO HELP ELECT THE BEST US PRESIDENT EVER
Sometimes it seems hard to believe, but in 12 weeks from this morning, we should know who won the Iowa Caucus.
That is not a lot of time.
So with that in mind, I want to ask you to do something very important this morning:
Add your name — pledge that you will take at least one action between now and the Iowa Caucus to help Bernie win in Iowa and in Arkansas. If you do, we’re going to win.
The truth is, we have something no other campaign has: the largest grassroots movement in the history of American presidential politics.
No campaign has ever had more donors or donations at this point in a presidential campaign.
No campaign has the number of volunteers we have.
No campaign has the kind of enthusiasm that we have for the movement Bernie Sanders is leading — our movement.
And if we can sustain this... if we can keep up the volunteer enthusiasm and action, we are likely to win. We are likely to see — 12 weeks from this morning — that Bernie Sanders won the Iowa Caucus. So we need to ask:
Add your name — pledge that you will take at least one action between now and the Iowa Caucus to help Bernie win in Iowa and in Arkansas. If you do, we’re going to win.
You have put us in a position to win this thing, no matter how many in the political and financial establishment wish that wasn’t the case. They’ll throw the kitchen sink at us now, it’s coming, but if you can help us see this through, they don’t stand a chance.
All my best,
Faiz Shakir
Campaign Manager
Pack Members Worried Young Wolf May Be Sociopath After He Mauls Rabbit
https://local.theonion.com/pack-members-worried-young-wolf-may-be-sociopath-after-1839799787?utm
WHITE BIRD, IDAHO—Quietly discussing whether the canine needed some kind of psychological help, members of the Elk Creek wolf pack were worried Tuesday that a young member might be a sociopath after he heartlessly mauled a defenseless rabbit.
“It’s really unnerving, he just ripped apart that poor thing without any remorse,” said pack leader Blackcoat the Windrunner, who expressed concerns that this was just the latest in a long line of unnerving incidents including biting his younger sister and stalking around in the dead of night trying to catch mice.
“I don’t even think he realized how disgusting this was, I mean he tore its leg off when it was still alive. We hoped he was just a little awkward, but this is terrifying. Unfortunately, this is exactly how his father started before we kicked him out of the pack.”
At press time, Blackcoat had been banished from the pack after the young wolf went behind his back and convinced the other members that he was secretly plotting against them.
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