HUDSON, NY—Saying he felt
compelled to personally respond to the actions of a president he views as
vicious and corrupt, local dipshit Scott Rudnick announced Thursday his
intention to fight the Trump administration through his art.
The 42-year-old dumbass, who
has reportedly sketched out ideas for more than two dozen artistic projects
addressing issues of a highly topical nature, stated that he will stand up to
the presidency of Donald Trump by employing a mix of visual and
performance-based media, as well as literature and song.
“As an artist, I can’t sit
idly by—when you see something like this happening in the world, you have to
act,” said the complete moron, whose most recent efforts include a series in
which Trump’s likeness is incorporated into Soviet-era propaganda posters and a
prose poem condemning the president’s decision to ban transgender individuals
from serving in the armed forces. “I’m fortunate enough to have been blessed
with artistic talents, and it’s my responsibility to make good use of them,
putting the screws to Trump at every turn.”
The dumbfuck said he has
recently been inspired to take on more ambitious projects that will “reveal
this administration’s treachery for all the world to see.”
“I’m particularly excited
about this new screenplay I’ve just started,” he continued. “The working title
is Nuremberg, D.C.”
As he showed reporters various
finished works displayed in his garage, the hopeless dipshit pointed out a
driftwood sculpture called Uprise, which he described as his “definitive
rebuttal” to the president’s travel ban. The breathtaking idiot observed that
he had “hit Trump hard” over the past few months with a looped video in which a
perpetually overflowing glass of water is used to signify the flooding that
climate change will bring, as well as a charcoal drawing in which a giant Betsy
DeVos shakes an upturned schoolhouse and sends the children inside tumbling
into a prison.
The dumbfuck, who said he has
recently been inspired to take on more ambitious projects that will “reveal
this administration’s treachery for all the world to see,” noted that he was
particularly excited about an upcoming “Resistance Cabaret” that he is
arranging with several of his equally stupid friends. According to the colossal
dope, the evening of music, dance, and short theatrical pieces will conclude
with the performers duct-taping their mouths shut and wearing the names of GOP
lawmakers on signs around their necks to send a “powerful message” to
Republicans complicit in Trump’s agenda.
The audience for the event,
scheduled to take place in the back room of a local coffee shop next Tuesday
from 4 to 6 p.m., is expected to include some of the most prominent idiots in
the community.
“It is imperative we find new
ways to keep up the pressure on this White House,” said the insufferable
jackass, telling reporters that his planned 12-minute movement piece featuring
marionettes and set to Gary Jules’ “Mad World” would “shine a blinding light”
on the current occupant of the Oval Office. “When the piece reaches its climax,
and I literally cut Trump’s strings so he’s just lying there in a heap, I’ll be
striking a blow at the very heart of all that this terrible man and his cronies
represent.”
“I’ll never stop fighting,” he
added.
At press time, the dummy had
reportedly purchased a set of Russian nesting dolls and was labeling each piece
with a different word, such as “lies,” “collusion,” and “cover-up.”
