Saturday, July 22, 2017

National Forest Service Recommends Campers Tie Up Their Food To Avoid Attracting Other Visitors

































WASHINGTON—Saying that a few simple precautions can help prevent unwanted attention during the night, the U.S. Forest Service recommended Friday that campers tie up their food to avoid attracting other visitors.
“Remember, all food not in immediate use should be sealed tight in a strong cloth bag or metal storage canister—otherwise the scent may lure hungry and potentially aggressive visitors to your campsite,” said spokesperson Jill Rodriguez, adding that other visitors can pick up the scent of something as small as a ham sandwich or even a piece of chocolate and ransack a campsite trying to find it.
“If visitors don’t smell anything, they’ll just wander through and keep going.
But if they do catch a whiff of something tasty, there’s no backpack, tent, or cooler they can’t get into.
Many visitors are quite large, and some are surprisingly cunning when it comes to scavenging for a meal, so it’s best to exercise as much caution as possible.”
Rodriguez acknowledged, however, that no preventative measures were infallible, and waking up to discover that other visitors have devoured your food sometimes simply can’t be avoided.











































‘Fountain of the Future,’ or, the Greatest Statue of Lenin Pissing Ever Created














It's also the only statue of Lenin pissing ever created.
















































It’s a statue after R. Kelly’s heart.

Visitors of the Grolsch Artboom Festival can see the latest exciting fixture in Kraków, Poland’s Nova Huta district. The bright green statue, aptly named “Fountain of the Future,” features Vladimir Lenin triumphantly relieving himself. The statue boasts a real water effect which seems to vary from a light golden shower to a long-distance stream worthy of an intense night of drinking.

У Польщі встановили пам’ятник Леніну, який пісяє pic.twitter.com/ScafaBF2b9

— Ukrainian Mistress (@EvaKobb) June 10, 2014

The statue, which was erected last week, will be available until June 22. Metro writes,

The statue replaces a more traditional sculpture of Lenin that was removed in 1989, following the fall of communism in Poland. The piece, dubbed the ‘Fountain of the Future,’ is designed to encourage debate about what should hold permanent place in the position.

One of the statue’s creators told The Telegraph that he hoped the statue would show that the locals have a sense of humor.







































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Don’t Ever Take Dating Advice from Friedrich Nietzsche







http://www.critical-theory.com/dating-advice-friedrich-nietzsche/








My Friend Friedrich from wigglyfingers on Vimeo.




My Friend Friedrich


























Why is the Left today so powerless? OKComrade gives an indication






















OKComrade: The Radical Left’s Amazing Answer to OKCupid




























If you’ve ever perused OKCupid and been sickened by the masses of bourgeois scum, you’ll be delighted to hear the latest innovation in anti-capitalist dating: OKComrade.

After the eviction of Occupy encampments across the country in late 2011 robbed many of a good place to schtoop in grimy tents, the radical scene has been in dire need of a place for radicals to engage in amorous relations.

OKComrade, currently only a Facebook page, encourages users to post pictures and a brief description of themselves.

According to the Huffington Post,

There are a few rules: “No Sexism, no racism, no heterosexism, or transphobia.” But according to their Facebook page, you’re basically welcome to join so long as you aren’t “a dick.”

Of course, like most radical politics (and the rest of the world, I suppose), the page is woefully dominated by dudes.

One grown adult decided to stand out in the crowd by posting this:


will you be my comrade


Fortunately, the site doesn’t get caught up in inter-leftist conflict: all brands of communists and anarchists are welcome.  Though let’s be honest, they’d probably be better off by banning anarcho-capitalists.

One user wrote:

Post-sexual humanist art lover seeks comrades to discuss equality and maybe even butts. Local to Philadelphia.

And another:

I am a 25 year old unemployed nihilist who refuses to perpetuate the repressive corporatist plutocracy by engaging in work or so-called “higher” education. Sadly, because of western propaganda, most people consider this existence to be “nonproductive”. And so I turn to the Internet to find my perfect match.

The page, created only 11 days ago, now boasts over 4,000 likes. 3,190 of those are from this week alone.

While the project is currently only on Facebook, the creator noted that they were currently working on a site and an app.

I suppose if you didn’t go to a university frequented by disillusioned anti-capitalist hipsters, OKComrade will prove to be an invaluable resource for meeting people.