Sunday, November 10, 2013
Saturday, November 9, 2013
Trotsky quotes?
“Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary.”
“If you cannot acquaint a fascist with reason, you must
acquaint his head with the sidewalk.”
[See Never Go Back, by Lee Child (pp. 193-4). Even if Trotsky never exactly said both of these things,
the novelist Lee Child is doing something right!]
Paul Krugman, "The Mutilated Economy"
The Mutilated Economy
By Paul Krugman, The New
York Times
08 November 13
These dry numbers translate
into millions of human tragedies - homes lost, careers destroyed, young people
who can't get their lives started. And many people have pleaded all along for
policies that put job creation front and center. Their pleas have, however,
been drowned out by the voices of conventional prudence. We can't spend more
money on jobs, say these voices, because that would mean more debt. We can't
even hire unemployed workers and put idle savings to work building roads,
tunnels, schools. Never mind the short run, we have to think about the future!
The bitter irony, then, is
that it turns out that by failing to address unemployment, we have, in fact,
been sacrificing the future, too. What passes these days for sound policy is in
fact a form of economic self-mutilation, which will cripple America for many
years to come. Or so say researchers from the Federal Reserve, and I’m sorry to
say that I believe them.
[...]
JOKES
A guy shows up late for
work.
His boss yells “You should
have been here at 8:30!”
The guy replies: “Why? What
happened at 8:30?”
I always look for a woman
who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a
gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. (Richard
Jeni)
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had
an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. (Jon Stewart)
There’s always one of my
uncles who watches a boxing match with me and says “Sure. Ten million dollars.
You know, for that kind of money, I’d fight him.” As if someone is going to pay
$200 a ticket to see a 57-year-old carpet salesman get hit in the face once and
cry. (Larry Miller)
Three comedians are shooting
the breeze at the back of a nightclub after a late gig. They’ve heard one
another’s material so much, they’ve reached the point where they don’t need to
say the jokes anymore to amuse each other – they just need to refer to each
joke by a number. “Number 37!” cracks the first comic, and the others break up.
“”Number 53!” says the second guy, and they howl. Finally, it’s the third
comic’s turn. “44!” he quips. He gets nothing. Crickets. “What?” he asks,
“Isn’t 44 funny?” “Sure, it’s usually hilarious,” they answer. “But the way you
tell it…”
Two old ladies are in a
restaurant. One complains, “You know, the food here is just terrible.” The
other shakes her head and adds, “And such small portions.” (Woody Allen)
I failed my driver’s test.
The guy asked me “what do you do at a red light?” I said, I don’t know… look
around, listen to the radio… (Bill Braudis).
Waiters and waitresses are
becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they’d say “Thank
you.” That graduated into “Have a nice day.” That’s now escalated into “You take
care of yourself, now.” The other day I paid my check – the waiter said, “Don’t
put off that mammogram.” (Rita Rudner)
Last night I was having
dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and
said “Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?” (Gilbert Gottfried)
We had a depression fair in
the back yard. A major game there was Pin the Blame on the Donkey. (Richard
Lewis)
Stuffed deer heads on walls
are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having
streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know
they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. (Ellen Degeneres)
I went to the psychiatrist,
and he says “You’re crazy ” I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, ‘Okay,
you’re ugly too!” (Rodney Dangerfield)
Last night, it was so cold,
the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. (Johnny Carson)
I can’t think of anything
worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being
able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead. (Laura
Kightlinger)
Mario Andretti has retired
from race car driving. That’s a good thing. He’s getting old. He ran his entire
last race with his left blinker on. (Jon Stewart)
A guy is sitting at home
when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the
porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three months
later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The
snail says “What the heck was that all about?”
Sincerity is everything. If
you can fake that, you’ve got it made. (George Burns)
I would never want to belong
to any club that would have someone like me for member. (Groucho Marx)
A Catholic teenager goes to
confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest
that he can’t be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. “I promised not to
tell!” he says. “Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher’s daughter?” the priest
asks. “No, and I said I wouldn’t tell.” “Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer’s
daughter?” “No, and I still won’t tell!” ‘Was it Mary Francis, the baker’s
daughter?” “No,” says the boy. ‘Well, son,” says the priest, “I have no choice
but to excommunicate you for six months.” Outside, the boy’s friends ask what
happened. “Well,” he says, “I got six months, but three good leads.”
I was walking across a
bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I
ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. “Well,
there’s so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well… are you religious?” He said
yes. I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are
you Catholic or Protestant ? “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or
Baptist?” “Baptist” “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist
Church of the Lord?” “Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you original Baptist
Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?” “Reformed Baptist
Church of God!” “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of
1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?” He said,
“Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic
scum”, and pushed him off. (Emo Philips)
I was coming back from
Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked “Do you have any firearms
with you?” I said: “What do you need?’ (Steven Wright)
I bought a box of animal
crackers and it said on it “Do not eat if seal is broken.” So I opened up the
box, and sure enough… (Brian Kiley)
I went to a restaurant with
a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast
during the Renaissance. (Steven Wright)
Two guys are walking down
the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both
grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then
one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Here’s that $20 I owe you,”
he says.
A guy joins a monastery and
takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After
the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold
floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring
him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad
food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for
his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say.
“You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Friday, November 1, 2013
Edward Snowden letter to German government
To whom it may concern,
I have been invited to write
to you regarding your investigation of mass surveillance.
I am Edward Joseph Snowden,
formerly employed through contracts or direct hire as a technical expert for
the United States National Security Agency, Central Intelligence Agency, and
Defense Intelligence Agency.
In the course of my service
to these organizations, I believe I witnessed systemic violations of law by my
government that created a moral duty to act. As a result of reporting these
concerns, I have face a severe and sustained campaign of persecution that
forced me from my family and home. I am currently living in exile under a grant
of temporary asylum in the Russian Federation in accordance with international
law.
I am heartened by the
response to my act of political expression, in both the United States and
beyond. Citizens around the world as well as high officials – including in the
United States – have judged the revelation of an unaccountable system of
pervasive surveillance to be a public service. These spying revelations have
resulted in the proposal of many new laws and policies to address formerly
concealed abuses of the public trust. The benefits to society of this growing
knowledge are becoming increasingly clear at the same time claimed risks are
being shown to have been mitigated.
Though the outcome of my
efforts has been demonstrably positive, my government continues to treat
dissent as defection, and seeks to criminalize political speech with felony
charges that provide no defense. However, speaking the truth is not a crime. I
am confident that with the support of the international community, the
government of the United States will abandon this harmful behavior. I hope that
when the difficulties of this humanitarian situation have been resolved, I will
be able to cooperate in the responsible finding of fact regarding reports in
the media, particularly in regard to the truth and authenticity of documents,
as appropriate and in accordance with the law.
I look forward to speaking
with you in your country when the situation is resolved, and thank you for your
efforts in upholding the international laws that protect us all.
With my best regards,
Edward Snowden
Santiago Zabala, “Danto and the End of Art”
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2013/10/danto-end-art-20131029864954814.html
Last Friday, Arthur C Danto,
one of the most important American philosophers and art critics of the second
part of the 20th century, died at the age of 89. Danto was born in Ann Arbor in
1929, and raised in Detroit. After studying with the great French philosopher
Maurice Merleau-Ponty in Paris, he became professor of philosophy at Columbia
University in 1950.
Not only was Danto a leader
within the academy as the author of classical studies on Nietzsche and
aesthetics and as president of the American
Philosophical Association and the American Society of Aesthetics, but he was
also among the most important art critics in the world. Since 1984 he was an
art critic for The Nation and Artforum and received several international awards,
including the National Book Critics Circle Award in 1990, the Frank Jewett
Mather Award in 1996, and the French Prix de Philosophie in 2003. As
contemporary philosophers Daniel Herwitz and Michael Kelly have recently written,
"Danto is a Spinoza of the (New York) marketplace, a denizen of the
museum, the gallery, and the lecture hall, beloved by three generations of
philosophers, art critics, artists, and New York bricoleurs."
In order to understand
Danto’s contribution to the philosophy of art, it’s important to remember that
in the 1960s Anglo-American philosophy and avant-garde art were both still
conditioned by rather conservative intellectuals: W V O Quine and Clement
Greenberg. Philosophers, following Quine’s belief that "philosophy of
science is philosophy enough", focused on a small number of analytic
topics - cognitive values, semantic meanings, and mathematical truths, and
avant-garde art was considered, as the influential critic Greenberg explained,
a "Kantian" enterprise.
Although Danto was formed within this
environment, he always felt compelled to overcome its dogmatic ideology, which
led him not only to study Nietzsche - who was not considered a serious
philosopher within analytic philosophy - but also to favour artists such
as John Cage, Roy Lichtenstein, and Andy Warhol over Picasso, Pollock, and
Mondrian who were Greenberg favourites.
Importance of art world
In 1964, Danto wrote an
article, "The Artworld", which changed the debate on aesthetics and
art forever. Following the conceptual creativity of his European colleagues,
Danto coined the term to suggest that it is not possible to understand
conceptual art without the help of the artworld, that is, the community of
interpreters - critics, art curators, artists, and collectors - within
galleries and museums. Apparently, Danto came up with this term when he visited
Andy Warhol’s exhibition of Brillo Boxes at the Stable Gallery in New
York. There he asked himself a fundamental question: What made Warhol’sBrillo
Boxes different from commercial Brillo boxes? His answer was simple: the
artworld.
After all, if we ask how
many artists it takes to switch on a light bulb, the answer is "one",
but only if there is an artworld that considers it art. This is the world that
confers on an artwork respect, privileges, and, most of all, the rights that
ordinary objects lack. You can do anything you want with the commercial Brillo
boxes, but not with those exhibited by Warhol. This is why Danto, like Hans-Georg Gadamer, conceived of aesthetics as almost
irrelevant to the understanding of art because:
"... art works have to
be about something - have a meaning - and, unlike sentences, they embody their
meanings. Aesthetics is not a separate condition, though it can be part of how
a meaning is embodied. But I felt that it was quite possible that something
could be a work of art without having any aesthetic qualities at all. I think
that was true of Duchamp’s ready-mades. If there can be artworks that are not
aesthetic, then being aesthetic is not part of the definition of art."
End of art?
But Danto did not simply
develop a philosophy of art without aesthetics. He also declared the end of
art. Following Hegel, the American thinker suggested that in our
post-historical or postmodern era there are no stylistic constraints, that is,
no special way that works of art have to be. In this condition, where it is not
possible to outline the meaning of art by examples, that is, as the outcome of
a clear historical development, it is necessary to declare its end.
But this does not mean no
one is making any good art anymore. Instead, since Warhol’s exhibition in 1964,
artists have paradoxically been free to make art out of anything, out of
everything, and, most of all, for anyone. This is why Danto declared in one of
his last books that,
"Art today is not for connoisseurs of
collectors alone. Nor is it only for the people who share the artist’s culture
or nationality. The globalisation of the art world means that art addresses us
in our humanity, as men and women who seek in art for meanings that neither of
art’s peers - philosophy and religion - in what Hegel spoke of as the realm of
Absolute Spirit, are able to provide." If art, in our postmodern
condition, provides answers that were once sought only in churches, then it’s
not there simply to satisfy us, but perhaps also to save us.
Danto had a deep respect for
artists not only for the works they created, but also because they posed, and
sought to solve, philosophical problems, at least indirectly. For Danto, to be
an artist, meant to become a philosopher. This is why until recently he had
been at every major international biennale and many show openings, and even
took part in a performance piece, as he testified in one of the last articles he wrote. If those artists who were fortunate
enough to capture Danto’s interest - Jeff Koons, Damien
Hirst, and many others - endure in history, that history will be partly
formed by Danto’s news that the history of art had ended.
Santiago Zabala is ICREA
Research Professor of Philosophy at the University of Barcelona. His books
include The Hermeneutic Nature of Analytic Philosophy (2008), The Remains of
Being (2009), and, most recently, Hermeneutic Communism (2011, co-authored with
G. Vattimo), all published by Columbia University Press.
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