Candidate Turns To Focus Group For Position On Rape

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RICHMOND, VA– Wanting to "feel out the popular attitude before committing to a position," Virginia House of Delegates candidate Mark Earley turned to focus-group analysis Monday to determine Virginians' stance on the hot-button issue of rape.




"So far, results indicate that the state's residents skew heavily toward anti-rape," Earley said.




"A good 99.9 percent of Virginians say they feel strongly that the state would be a better place if rape were reduced."




Earley has not yet declared whether he will adopt a hardline anti-rape stance or take a more moderate position to avoid alienating the state's estimated 35 pro-rape voters.