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JOKES
http://www.karlremarks.com/p/three-dictators-walk-into-bar.html
[BELOW ARE SOME JOKES]
Joke #1: So, these
three moon-landing deniers walk into a bar. But it could have been a secret
studio in Texas fitted out to look like it's a bar.
Joke #2: And the
bartender says, "So, why are you all dressed this way?"
So, these three
time-travelers walk into a bar.
Joke #3: So, these
three postmodernists walk into a bar. There are several competing punchlines
that problematize a neat and tidy resolution of this joke.
Joke #4: So, these three
conspiracy-theorists walk into a bar. Do you honestly believe that was nothing
but a coincidence??!!
Joke #5: So, Gaddafi and
Mubarek walk into a bar. After they left, the Muslim Brotherhood won the
elections, banned alcohol, and closed the bar.
Joke #6: Three Arab
post-colonialists walk into a bar. But then they refuse to continue the joke
because it's based on White Man stereotypes.
Joke #7: So a Muslim, a
Christian & a Jew walk into a bar. According to new guidelines on religious
tolerance, they enjoy a mutually respectful time.
Joke #8: So three
post-structuralists walk into a bar. It's impossible to articulate what
happened to them individually in one coherent punchline.
Joke #9: So three Jordanians
walk into a bar. The king removes the Prime Minister & dissolves the
parliament. That's how all stories finish in Jordan.
Joke #10: So a minimalist
walks into a bar.
Joke #11: So three poets
walked into a bar. But they drove away in an automobile. Because modern poetry
doesn't have to rhyme.
Joke #12: The Pope, the
Ayatollah and the Grand Sheikh walk into a bar, but they can't agree on how
best to oppress the lady bartender.
Joke #13: So three Iranian
presidential candidates walk into a bar. We're waiting for the Supreme Leader
to issue the punchline.
Joke #14: So Žižek and
Chomsky walk into a bar. Chomsky said the punchline is empirically wrong. Žižek
used a Lacanian metaphor about Chomsky's mother.
Joke #15: So three EU
commissioners walk into a bar. The punchline is utterly incomprehensible but
available in 24 languages.
Joke #16: So three French
thinkers walk into a bar. But they refuse to continue the joke because the
format represents Anglo-Saxon cultural hegemony.
Joke #17: So a Maronite, a
Sunni, a Shiite, a Druze, a Greek Orthodox, a Greek Catholic, an Armen... Oh never
mind; there's not enough space for a Lebanese bar joke.